First, if you prepare a wee tiny garden like this (or even a super big one), you have to weed the damned thing beyond the very edge of it. I know that’s more work, but you do.
Second, the two tomato plants in the foreground (one just below and to the left of the stupid watermark, and the other just above it) might actually be spaced more or less okay. The big bunch in the center of the photo looks like somebody just dropped a handful of seed and said, “Fuck it. That will do.”
Third, why is there always trash in every single photo? Always. Why can’t somebody, anybody, just pick up the damned trash?
Fourth, that is not “sixty” tomato plants even if you count using “unschooling” rules. But then, math is hard. Of course, maybe somebody read my piece about tomatoes and rethought that ridiculous idea.
Fifth, gardening has not been a priority at the Blessed Cesspool ever.
Sixth, I don’t feel even slightly bad about laughing.