Nicole forged Joe’s signature on a silly letter she copied and pasted off some website and sent it to me about a year ago. She keeps calling it a “cease and desist” letter even though it was nothing but a joke. Cease and desist letters, even when written by an attorney, are not orders. They are suggestions. When written by Nicole Naugler, they are meaningless.
She sent me unsolicited mail. I got it.
It’s my property.
I can do anything with it I like. Anything. I can share it with anyone. I can publish it anywhere. I can put it on a billboard in Radcliff, Kentucky as close to Nicole’s business as is possible. It’s my letter.
And what I did with it was give a copy to Deb, who got a wee bit creative with some sealing wax. People can buy a sealed copy if they like. They don’t have to if they don’t want to. Some don’t want to. Others do. It’s very simple.
And for that, I’m going to get a letter full of anthrax.
Amanda Carter Wiggins then says “Jk” (meaning “just kidding”) only she’s not sorry. In other words, she meant it. She wants to send me anthrax.
She sells mortgages. She lives someplace down around where hurricanes hit.
I wish one would sweep her ass out to sea.
Sorry, not sorry.