There is no such thing as bad publicity.
Nicole and Joe contacted the local news media to get them to do a story about their current troubles. She doesn’t say this above, of course. Instead she makes it sound like the news media contacted her because they are just so interested in everything Joe and Nicole do.
You know, “going viral” worked out so well for them before in terms of money that they thought they’d give it another go.
And notice how, because it didn’t work out as nicely as Nicole hoped, suddenly it’s the news media that gets it wrong, is biased and just basically does sloppy reporting.
I ask again, Nicole, do you know Donald Trump? I just ask because this is what he does.
If you look over the comment section at Wave 3, you will understand her frustration. It was simply deluged by people critical of Nicole. And her humpers stayed silent for some reason. Charles showed up, of course, but Charles is Nicole (at times, and other family members at other times). One or two other humpers, actual, real ones, showed up but only briefly. And a couple of other Nicole socks attempted to do damage control.
To save you all that reading, here’s what I consider to be the best exchange of all.
Bless her heart. She thinks that somehow, if she can just keep saying it, it will be true and that if she can convince random strangers on the internet, that will convince the court.
This is something like Kellyanne Conway insisting that there was a “massacre” in Bowling Green, KY, and then Rand Paul following up by talking about the “bomb threat” there, and adding that he’s from Bowling Green, so he knows. [No such thing happened. You can’t even spin it to make that true.]
In the politicians’ case, they’re trying to convince their constituency, so it makes sense for them to lie, but in Nicole’s case, it’s senseless.
We can’t wait for the update. It’s not a contempt charge because the horse “got loose” (notice the passive voice here – nobody failed in any way; the horse just got loose ). It’s a contempt charge because Joe already has a conviction for failing to keep his livestock on his own property.
The courts do not resort to this willy-nilly. Nobody even reports people for loose livestock generally, because most people make an effort to correct the situation, apologize for what happened, and at the very least offer to repair/pay for any damage. The Nauglers are not most people though, and did nothing whatever about it, and it has gone on for a long, long time.
But she’s willing to clarify anything if we just ask.
- Are you guys using the Porta-potty as the court decreed? Are you cheating? Why would you cheat? Why is there no path visible to the Porta-potty from your garden shed, as one would expect if it were being used? How often is it being emptied?
- How many times did the horse really get out? I know for certain it was more than the “two or three” you claim. The horse is still getting out, you know. We all know.
Let’s start with those and see how you do, Nicole.