That’s odd. She has “no idea” how what the porta-potty company does is different from what they do, just dumping shit on the fucking ground.
Well, I don’t even want to do this. I’m not even slightly interested in the laws about this in Kentucky.
But do you know how long it took me to find out “how it’s different”?
I Googled the words “composting regulations Kentucky.” This was really hard. I had to think a lot. You know, for maybe 30 seconds of that two minutes.
And I found this, right off the bat.
You know those numbers and letters in blue? Those are links. You can click on them. The first one is for “solid waste.” Like shit. “Special waste” is waste with high levels of heavy metals and stuff like that. We’re not interested in that.
Click on the first one and you’ll go here.
It’s tiny print and not very pretty, but the gist is this. You can’t just put this stuff right on fields, you know, right on the ground, Naugler-style.
It has to be treated in a very particular way and tested for very particular things. The site has to be inspected and approved, and then it has to be inspected again periodically. There is a whole lot of fine print.
Nicole is absolutely lying through her teeth when she says to her clueless follower that she has “no idea” what the difference is.
She knows because she has looked all this stuff up.
She is talking here about getting a permit for an actual outhouse, one with a hole in the ground. They are legal, but they have to be inspected to make sure they are positioned so that they don’t encroach on anyone’s well and to make sure the hole is deep enough and all that stuff.
But “right now” they are just too busy to obey the law. Nicole needs a rest from the drama. Fuck the judge. Fuck the health department. Can’t they see that she is tired? Don’t they understand that it’s hard work convincing people to donate $250?
But you do realize that if she knows how to get a permit for an actual, real outhouse with a hole in the ground, she also knows exactly what the regulations are for composting solid waste?