Ah. I see. It was just a coincidence.
I posted the OK Corral thing at least an hour before you posted your brief ten-second “update.”
But, yeah, it was all just a coincidence.
First off, David Davis doesn’t think anything about any of this because he gives not one single fuck about you, Nicole. The only mention he ever makes of you is that he has adopted the words “nauglerized” or “nauglered” to mean “all fucked up.”
What do I think about what?
You mean what do I think about the fact that there is a permit process in place in Kentucky to compost, treat, and dispose of human waste?
I don’t think anything. I already knew it existed. I actually do a bit of homework before I write, Nicole. I knew all about that. After all, what do you suppose they do with the shit in the porta-potty after they come pump it out? They treat it. They have a permit to do that. They get inspected regularly.
The problem is that you want a permit to dump raw shit on raw ground without doing anything at all. That’s what you showed Jeremy “that idiot” Hinton when you trudged back through the weeds to your “compost heap.” You showed him a very old pile of shit, most likely not your current or newest one.
You’ve been just dumping buckets of shit on the raw ground.
Actually, you haven’t at all. You’ve been sending children to do the dumping because Joe “I know my rights” Naugler couldn’t/wouldn’t walk that far. That would be work, and Joe doesn’t do work.
You fill in all that paperwork. I double dog dare you. You assess the nitrogen level of your shit. You get all that lab work done. You create the infrastructure necessary to properly monitor human waste. Then you submit it to Jeremy “that idiot” Hinton and see what he knows about his job. Let’s see if he really knows how to do it.
You see, I have a very close friend who runs a dairy farm. He’s dealing with cow shit. Cow shit. Not human shit. Cow shit is not nearly as dangerous as human shit (to humans). And he has to meet very strict guidelines for his shit disposal. Very strict indeed. So strict that he gets peeved now and again over it.
If the state of Kentucky requires all that for cow shit, it’s a given that they require much more for human shit.
That’s really just the cover sheet. See that part about all the documents that need to be attached with it?
It’s not just a case of “I wanna dump shit in the back of my property,” and the Health Department says, “Oh, sure. That’s a fine idea. Just put your name here and give us $50.”
You know that. You’ve always known that.
But I’m not the final word here. I’m not even an interim word. I’m just a blogger, commenting on your public statements because you and Joe made yourselves newsworthy. (That’s actually what “going viral” means.)
Jeremy Hinton has the final word.
Let’s just see what he has to say. He can do whatever he likes and you and Joe cannot shit without his permission.
Don’t you have some bows to make? That bill from Bennett is coming due soon.
I forgot to add this.
There was never any “bs about contamination.” That was your made-up straw man that you rode to try to downplay this whole thing.
Hinton’s notice to you never mentioned “contamination.” Hinton never used that word a single time. Joe “there is no sickness” Naugler did, but Hinton did not.
The paperwork is not “standard for the county.” The paperwork is a fucking deferral from a court of law, Nicole, and you better take it seriously. If the court chooses and decides that Joe is not in compliance with that deferral, they can drag his ample ass right back into court faster than you can say “shoot me.” And they don’t have to defer to his constitutional right to a trial because he waived that.
But you go work on the permit.
I’ll put it on your list.
By the way, we’ll all be watching to be sure the porta-potty stays right there.