Cue Ominous music . . .
Fade in to the rhythmic steps of jackboots squishing through mud. Pan up to a plastic covered front porch on a garden shed . . . Dogs bark and goats bleat.
~Nicole~ (Now frantic) “This is NOT valid, this is an obtrusive and illegal act! I will not be subjugated and I will not answer to you. Fecal borne diseases actually make humanoids stronger. Only those vaccinated will suffer due to their weak statist constitutions. I am a bastion of freedom and my actions here are not subject to the whims of those others sharing the watershed! You will NOT kidnap my compost pile . . . go ahead and shoot me!!!”
-Please, Guest Blogger